Wynonna Judd engaged...literally the 457th person to get engaged in 2011 in America.

I am liking vintage Khloe Kardashian as a blond in America.

Kelly Clarkson endorsing Ron Paul...does ANYONE really care in America??

Facebook...I don't know what I would do without you in America!?

Robert Pattinson arriving at LAX...loving him in that beard in America.

December 29, 1845 Texas admitted as the 28th state of the Union...a proud day in America.

Hanson developing a beer called MmmHops...this is what is wrong in America.

Beyonce is apparently due any minute...LIES in America.

The Back to the Future Delorean auctioned off...lucky sons of bitches in America.

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Baby Jessica...an amazing miracle in America.

Jessica Simpson getting bigger by the day in America.

Classic angry ex-girlfriend in America.

Serena Williams...Buzz, your girlfriend woof in America.

Sinead O'Connor divorced after 18 days...she and Kim Kardashian should be best friends in America.

Magic Mike will be in theaters in 2012...looks like an interesting film to be seen in America.

Penn Badgley...seriously cut your hair in America.

Blackberry messenger...best way to communicate in America.

Aggressive in America.

Hilary Duff...you never cease to repulse me in America.

Robert De Niro and wife welcome a baby...his age, her race...just the new age family in America.

A bacon Christmas tree in America.

Miss Piggy...such a betch in America.

Yep...greatest movie in America.

Mandy Moore...why do you ALWAYS have to look so blah in America?

An amazing reunion in America.

Fake pregnancy in America.

Best milkshake in America.

The Kims on the front of the New York Times today...I am scared in America.

Danielle Staub... proudest prostitution whore in America.

So glad this isn't a Vanity Fair issue in America.

WHY can't I say 'Merry Christmas' in America!?

Candy Cigarettes...best candy in America.

100-year-old Ray Nauroth...oldest bartender in America.

Respect.

Do you have trouble putting on your socks in America??

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel may be engaged...this is hawt in America.

There IS such a thing as too many Christmas lights in America.

Jessica Simpson is the biggest pregnant woman in America.

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards...putting on smiles for the kids and the Christmas spirit in America.

Clipped boxer ears...couldn't call PETA fast enough in America.

719-266-2837...legit best phone number in America.

Kanye West...biggest douche in America.

Kelly Clarkson...those legs and that ankle situation. Let's stick to long dresses for you in America.

The Santa Clause...best Christmas movie in America...

Basically because Tim Allen can do no wrong in America.

Mike Leach...greatest college football coach in America.

Just great...16 year old Kendall 'Kardashian' Jenner on a stripper pole in America.

Vanessa Hudgens is wearing the most horrific jeans in America.

Most ridiculous Christmas card in America.

Egg Nog Mile...worst idea in America.