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Friday, April 20, 2012
Chili's too...greatest airport dining in America.
Smithsonianmag.com named Great Barrington, MA as the best small town in America.
Thursday, April 19, 2012
Justin Bieber...most annoying wigger in America.
RIP Dick Clark...oldest teenager in America.
Kelsey
Grammer
gets his fourth wife's name tattooed on his stomach...can't wait for him to get divorced again in America.
Monday, April 16, 2012
Dumbest tweets in America.
Paris Hilton at Coachella...worst hippie poser in America.
Brides try feeding tubes to
rapidly
lose weight...most desperate dieting in America.
Tupac performs at Coachella...knew he was still alive in America.
Friday, April 13, 2012
4 feet of hail in Amarillo, Texas...most hail in America.
Thursday, April 12, 2012
Happy Grilled Cheese Day to everyone in America.
Beyonce...biggest suck up in America.
Kristen Stewart...most awkward person in America.
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
Pudge
Rodriguez...first crush in America.
Alicia
Silverstone
feeds her baby like a bird...grossest/most
unnecessary
child feeding method in America.
Charles Manson was denied his 12th parole...let's be serious...Hell will freeze over before this happens in America.
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Nothing worse than a bartender measuring your booze...
The Jigger...worst bar accessory in America.
Monday, April 9, 2012
Coco spills wine on a baby...scariest babysitter in America.
James Franco....orrrrr K-Fed in America.
Friday, April 6, 2012
Happy Easter Week to everyone in America.
Merle Haggard was born April 6, 1937.
Happy Birthday to one of the greatest musicians in America.
(Shout out to Sandy...Mama tried...)
Nicole Kidman to play Grace Kelly in Grace of Monaco...worst casting in America.
Tim
Tebow
getting a Mani and
Pedi
...such a pansy in America.
Mirlande Wilson has claimed to have LOST her winning Mega-Millions lotto ticket...biggest dumbass in America.
(Also, I don't believe her for one second. She's an attention whore, a fraud, and a
Haitian
...in America.)
Thursday, April 5, 2012
Harvard University...richest college in America.
Christie Brinkley...hottest 58 year old Barbie in America.
Wednesday, April 4, 2012
Lara Flynn Boyle...worst trout lips in America.
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
Katie
Couric
best Today show host ever in America.
Monday, April 2, 2012
ONLY Garth Brooks can wear flame shirts in America.
Texas Rangers' $26 Champion Dog...most ludicrous hot dog in America.
Happy National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day to everyone in America.
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