Hatfields & McCoys...greatest miniseries in America.

John Fitzgerald Kennedy...born May 29, 1917...sauvest president in America.



Worst American flag one shouldered dress in America.

Does anyone else miss Heidi Montag in America??

Wedding Uggs...I will personally beat up anyone who wears these in America.

Greatest rack in America.

Tom Cruise...worst doucher in America.

Highest waistest shorts in America.

Joey Lawrence to be a Chippendale...WHOA in America.

Happy 60th George Strait...King of country music in America.

WTF 50 Cent...most questionable street cred in America.

Sofia Vergara...I feel ya...sometimes you have to unbutton your pants after meals in America.

RIP Donna Summer...Queen of disco in America.

Born May 17, 1955...Happy Birthday to the hawtest dude in America.

Kirsten Dunst...worst Mrs. Claus look in America.

Tersea Giudice...smallest forehead in America.

Lisa Turtle...WTF!?  Most unrecognizable grown up child star in America.

Most offensive magazine cover in America.

Mixologists...worst 'bartender' in America.

Vera Wang...skinniest Asian in America.

Sharon Simmons, a 55-year old grandmother, auditioned for the Dallas Cowboys over the weekend...oldest cheerleader in America.

Get it Girl!

Miley...get over yourself in America.

Meow died...RIP to the fattest cat in America.

Book the hangover bus at http://hangoverheaven.com/ ...most useful bus in America.

Kim...the most unfortunate Richards sister in America.

New Jersey mom arrested for taking 5 year old into a tanning booth...worst tanning addiction in America.

When the waiter takes your plate before you're done eating...biggest pet peeve in America.

 

Chris Brown is breeding pit bulls at http://cbbreeds.webs.com/ ...scariest dog breeding gang in America.

Jessica Simpson finally gives birth to a 9lb 13oz baby girl named Maxwell Drew...HALLELUJAH in America.

Of course she'll be taunted with the name of Maxi Pad...good luck in America.

Happy May Day to everyone in America.

Sorry that I have been MIA...went home to Texas...best trip in America.