TomKat divorcing...least surprising split in America...

Please come out of the closet in America.

Funniest pregnancy fall in America.

(disclaimer: the baby is just fiiiiiine)

 Men's Health named Tampa, Flordia the vainest city in America.

Ughhhh Teri Hatcher decided to chop her hair off...worst Mom Bob decision in America.

Happy Back to the Future Day!

June 27th, 2012...most looked towards future date in America!

Paris Hilton...crappiest 'DJ' in America.

Greatest water park in America.

Heidi and Darlene 'reunited'...worst attention grabbing mother-daughter fake reconciliation in America.

June 20th, 2012...Edward Cullen turns 111 years old...Happy Birthday to the most beloved vampire in America.

Welp, should of seen this coming...Oprah drank the most poisonous kool-aid in America.

LeAnn Rimes got this cake for Eddie Cibrian's birthday...REALLY!? 

Skankiest cake in America.

Honor Warren...worst toddler look in America.

And Jessica...you know how much I dislike you and your cuffed jeans in America.

June 14, 2012...Happy Flag Day to everyone in America.

Jennifer Love Hewitt...loneliest 33-year old C-list celeb in America.

Madonna...most delusional person in America.

Jewel...creepiest June Carter Cash in America.

Uma Thurman...grossest pregnant lady in America.

Scariest old lady feet in America.

John Travolta...gayest guy in America.

Snooki...the next prego Jessica Simpon in America.

Kim Zolciak takes off her wig...phoniest 'real hair' in America.

Happy National Doughnut Day...just increasing the obesity rate in America.

Creepiest Neil Diamond fan in America.