Kendall Jenner...why even bother putting pants on at all in America!?

Bret Michaels and his baby mama broke up...I can't wait for another season of Rock of Love...Greatest trashy reality dating show in America.

Annnd please bring back Rodeo...most favorite contestant in America.



Scariest Tom Hanks in America.

Kristen cheated on Rob...SLUTTIEST vampire in America.

(And I hate her.)

Colfax Avenue in Denver...longest continuous street in America.

Billy Chilies...literally and figuratively the hottest beer in America.

Shout out...Boo Meyers' most favorite beer in America.

Willow Smith wearing an I Free Slaves tee shirt...most absurd wannabe Abe Lincoln in America.

Saddest face in America.

1,000 slices of cheese...fattest Whopper in America.

Most correctly labeled shopping bag in America.

Cutest in America.

It's summer in California...be serious...most nonsensical beanie in America.

The bestest friends in America.

Aubrey O'Day...worst bikini wearer in America.



Kellan Lutz...sexiest crocodile hunter in America.

On July 10th, 1890 Wyoming was named the 44th state...least populous state in America.

US Route 50 in Nevada...named Loneliest road in America.

Lisa Rinna...most God-awful lip job in America.

Best jean jacket EVER in America.

Happy Fourth of July...GREATEST day in America.

Most typical Jersey Shore mom training in America.

RIP Andy Griffith...greatest sheriff in America.