Thursday, August 30, 2012

 
Besse Cooper...oldest person in America/World.

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

MSN named Harlingen, Texas...cheapest city to live in America.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Thursday, August 23, 2012


Prince Harry and Ryan Lochte have a race in Vegas...greatest swim off in America.
Lochte won...Jeah in America.

Tuesday, August 21, 2012


And speaking of trainwrecks...Lindsay Lohan being her usual hot mess self in America.
I literally can not deal with Amanda Bynes...biggest trainwreck in America.
THESE two as the new American Idol judges...God help us all in America.

And seriously...why is this show still on the air in America!?


Suri...brattiest six year old in America.

Amanda Bynes...I am calling it...next crazy Britney Spears in America.

Friday, August 17, 2012


Best Vodka in America.

(Shout out Dan McCarthy!)

Tuesday, August 14, 2012


Steve Martin born 08.14.1945...Happy Birthday to the greatest Father of the Bride in America.



Ryan Lochte...biggest Olympic douche in America.

#jeah

Monday, August 13, 2012

I would rather never be married than have the worst Save the Date in America.

Monday, August 6, 2012


Dear Heather Locklear, Pigtails over the age of five are NOT okay. 

Act your age in America.

Amanda Bynes had her FOURTH hit and run...deadliest driver in America.