Kris doing her typical lean in...biggest attention whore in America.

Most ridiculous...not to mention most uncomfortable bathing suit attire in America.

Jennie Garth just stop with the crimped hair and those pants...it is 2012 and you are 40...

You will never actually be Kelly Taylor in America.

Snoop Dogg gets high with his son...Dopest parenting in America

Happy National Cheeseburger Day to everyone in America...from your most favorite vegetarian in America.

Lindsay Lohan is literally the most despicable person in America.

The Target dog has the most normal reaction to a Christina Aguilera smooch in America

Obie...fattest Dachshund in America.

Harper Beckham waddling down the runway at New York Fashion Week...

the pudgiest runway model in America.

Miley and Pink at the Video Music Awards last week...

Miley is being the most ridiculous copycat in America.

Largest pacifier in America.

(Shout out to precious angel baby, Campbell Cervenka!)

Sickest Halloween treat in America.

Kim K...grossest side shot in America.

Michael Strahan becomes Kelly Ripa's co-host...worst Regis replacement in America.