Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Kim Kardashian has ruined the peplum fashion trend in America.
Typical.

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Why in the hell does Faith Hill have braces...can she not afford Veneers or even Invisalign for that matter!?
Worst adult braces situation in America.








Has to be the dumbest conversation in America.

The Boat Dress...Greatest Dress in America.

(Shout out to McLean Brittingham)

Friday, January 25, 2013

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Jodie Foster came out at the Golden Globes...most least surprising lesbian announcement in America.

Saturday, December 29, 2012



Kim Kardashian...most uncomfortable muffin in top in America.
 
John Mayer...Douchiest Santa in America.

Best Mits in America.
 
 
(Shout out to Kelly Ann)

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Christina Aguilera...HOLY MOLY...biggest ass in America.

RIP Larry Hagman aka J.R. Ewing on the amazing show Dallas...greatest television villain in America.

Friday, November 9, 2012


Ugh, what happened to Emma Stone...worst makeunder in America.

Tuesday, November 6, 2012


Oprah thinks she can just wear house slippers everywhere and not abide by the No Shoes No Shirt No Service policy...
Most entitled black woman in America.

Happy Movember to everyone in America.
Hawtest month in America.



Thursday, November 1, 2012

Wednesday, October 31, 2012



Hocus Pocus...best Halloween movie in America.

Monday, October 29, 2012


Zach Galifianakis sports artificial stomach for Hangover III...greatest fake belly in America.

Friday, October 26, 2012


10.26.12...Happy Chicken Fried Steak Day to everyone in America!

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Willow Smith...most rediculously dramatic 11-year old in America.

Tuesday, October 9, 2012


Skyler Berman...the next Chuck Bass in America!?

Those are some big shoes to fill, my friend.