HOW is she not on bed rest in America!?

Glad the carpet matches the drapes again in America.

Chris Brown...biggest prick in America.

Creepiest cult religion in America.

Most airbrushing ever in America.

Don't ever Hassel the Hoff in America.

Snooki procreating...should be beyond outlawed in America.

Praise the Lord...Jessica Simpson switched to flip flops in America.

March 2, 1836...Texas Independence Day

A great day in America.

Justin Beiber is 18 today...ladies, he is now legal in America.