Miley...get over yourself in America.

Meow died...RIP to the fattest cat in America.

Book the hangover bus at http://hangoverheaven.com/ ...most useful bus in America.

Kim...the most unfortunate Richards sister in America.

New Jersey mom arrested for taking 5 year old into a tanning booth...worst tanning addiction in America.

When the waiter takes your plate before you're done eating...biggest pet peeve in America.

 

Chris Brown is breeding pit bulls at http://cbbreeds.webs.com/ ...scariest dog breeding gang in America.

Jessica Simpson finally gives birth to a 9lb 13oz baby girl named Maxwell Drew...HALLELUJAH in America.

Of course she'll be taunted with the name of Maxi Pad...good luck in America.

Happy May Day to everyone in America.

Sorry that I have been MIA...went home to Texas...best trip in America.