Happy Groundhog Day to everyone in America.

Anna Watson...scariest cheerleader in America.

Joel Osteen...buffest televangelist in America.

Hilary Duff...longest pregnancy in America.

Octavia Spencer...'I wore THREE pair of Spanx to the SAG awards'...most cruel self torture in America.

Joan Rivers...best woman comedian in America.

Happy Black History Month. I will be celebrating by asking WHEN is White History Month...oh wait there isn't one?? And for that matter...when is Native American History Month or Asian History Month??

Definition of racism in America.

Do NOT even get me started on BET...

Greatest signage in America.

(Shoutout...Clayton Warren)

Bing...worst search engine in America.

Rob Gronkowski...seen not wearing protective boot...great news in America.